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Hey you. You're looking pretty fine today. Proud of youuuu

evererika:

deepinmyb0nes:

iamprogress:

"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."

TTTHHHIIISSSSS

A+

Source: therealxtina

tokentiger:

Old Scooby Doo Frames KILL ME

Sous Chef Cat
I’ll flip your meat if you know what I mean.
I’ll ice your cupcake, sweet stuff.
I’ll put some stew in your pot.
I can put the sausage in your bun.
I’ll do the prepwork for your banquet.

Sous Chef Cat

I’ll flip your meat if you know what I mean.

I’ll ice your cupcake, sweet stuff.

I’ll put some stew in your pot.

I can put the sausage in your bun.

I’ll do the prepwork for your banquet.

Source: addelburgh

emojustinyoung:

emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it

Source: emojustinyoung

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Lemurs Love Lollipops

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Lemurs Love Lollipops

sapphicsideshow:

The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.

Source: clarabows

tastefullyoffensive:

Pizza with extra sausage. [pillow by rockabilly dawgz]

tastefullyoffensive:

Pizza with extra sausage. [pillow by rockabilly dawgz]

Source: dachshundstuff

make-upmania:

Lips http://ift.tt/1pmYBgd

make-upmania:

Lips http://ift.tt/1pmYBgd

Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress?

Source: antoinestriplett

tastefullyoffensive:

"Mind if we swing by PetSmart real quick?" [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Mind if we swing by PetSmart real quick?" [via]